UnFazedSlim
02-18-2003, 08:51 PM
To All,
We had a sergeant (who will remain nameless of course) who had a terrible habit of sleepwalking while we were out in the field. Well, one night most of the platoon was up playing cards and sharing "war stories" while the sergeant retired to get up for an early patrol the next morning. The sergeant seemingly wakes up from his cot in the middle of the tent, walks a few cots down.....lowers his fly...and unfortunately for the private asleep in his own cot...well, you get the picture. The private soon woke up and is horrified to find what is happening, while the entire platoon is roaring with laughter. The sergeant wakes from the laughter as well, and out of a state of shock starts shall we say waving around. Neither one ever could let this one go. This just gives a new meaning to the old saying its better to be p***** off than p****** on. I hope thats politically correct enough. I know there are more stories out there! Lets keep this post going and share a few laughs.
:-*
We had a sergeant (who will remain nameless of course) who had a terrible habit of sleepwalking while we were out in the field. Well, one night most of the platoon was up playing cards and sharing "war stories" while the sergeant retired to get up for an early patrol the next morning. The sergeant seemingly wakes up from his cot in the middle of the tent, walks a few cots down.....lowers his fly...and unfortunately for the private asleep in his own cot...well, you get the picture. The private soon woke up and is horrified to find what is happening, while the entire platoon is roaring with laughter. The sergeant wakes from the laughter as well, and out of a state of shock starts shall we say waving around. Neither one ever could let this one go. This just gives a new meaning to the old saying its better to be p***** off than p****** on. I hope thats politically correct enough. I know there are more stories out there! Lets keep this post going and share a few laughs.
:-*