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The_Boaphile
03-08-2003, 07:20 AM
You gotta love Donald Rumsfeld!!!

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld apologized today for referring to France and Germany as an "Axis of Weasels." "I'm sorry about that Axis of Weasels remark," said Mr. Rumsfeld. "I didn't mean to dredge up the history France and Germany share of pathetic compliance with ruthless dictators." The Defense Secretary said he was "way out of bounds" with the comments. "I should have known better than to remind people that these two nations --which live in freedom thanks only to the righteous might of America, Britain and their allies -- that these nations are morally and politically bankrupt, and have failed to learn the lessons of history," he said. "It really was an inappropriate thing to say -- you know, the 'Axis of Weasels' thing. I really should not have called them the 'Axis of Weasels.' I think it's the 'Weasels' part that was most offensive...you know, when I said that France and Germany form an 'Axis of Weasels.' Of course, I'm so sorry." The Defense Secretary continued, "I want it to be known that no other man holds the weasel in as high a regard as I do, and I'll be the first to point out the crucial role this noble creature plays in our ecosystem. I went way over the line comparing the weasel to a bunch of rude, unwashed, leftist Euroweenie surrender monkeys who change their underwear once a month whether they need to or not. And I just did it again, didn't I? I just insulted the monkeys. I'm quitting while I'm ahead."

Erich_Gaertner
03-08-2003, 08:17 AM
AMEN! :-*

UnFazedSlim
03-09-2003, 05:24 PM
At least we know that not all of our leaders bend to this politicaly correct crap that most others seem to adhere to. I for one like to see someone passionate about something, and unafraid to voice his feelings about things. Drive on Mr. Rumsfeld.
~Slim :-* :'(

Randy_T.
03-09-2003, 05:54 PM
what a stud, only if more people would voice there sincere feelings about things more often. My mom sent me an email about what we should do, it told about (short version) back earlier in our history many muslim terrorists were doing evil acts so the acting commander tied 50 muslim prisoners to posts, shot 49 of them and poured pigs blood over there bodies and burried them while the 50th man watched, (according to muslim tradition if you touch any part of a pig you will burn in hell, basically) then they released the 50th man to go home and tell his terror loving friends and family, and there was no terrorist attacks on americans (of any noteworthy scale that is) until the world trade center. to bad of the politically correct way of doing things now, I think every soldier should dip the tips of there bullets into pigs blood and let them dry, so any terrorist who is shot and lives or dies thinks they will burn eternally, how about that for a terrorist control method.

UnFazedSlim
03-10-2003, 05:33 PM
Hey Randy..lets just say some of my brothers are way ahead of you on this one. I am in contact with quite a few friends in differing places..we are aware of the pigs blood!!
~Slim :-* :'(

jondragonmaster
03-18-2003, 08:14 PM
I am able to sleep thinking about what awaits are fighting men and women. But I cannot seem to shake this feeling of a long blade in Uncle Sams back. This blade put there by a well, suppossed allies. I am almost certian that once we go into Iraq the U.S is going to find not only the weapons of mass destruction but the governments that have added Iraq. Here is where I have the problem. If the French are buying oil,and own oil fields,as well as trading arms and hard parts with Iraq does that not make them allies to each other. If this is the case how could we trust them and how could they even be allowed to vote on U.N. issues and worst of all, Do it all in the name of peace. I cannot help but feel that we are going to have to have eyes in the back of our heads from now on. Its not the U.S. that weaked the U.N. but nations like France.

UnFazedSlim
03-26-2003, 10:55 AM
Not only France..but have you heard about the Russians sending frequency jamming equipment in shipments from the UN supposedly carrying humanitarian aid? Unfortunately I think we need to carefully recalculate our international relations.
~Slim :-* :'(