An ode to Jeff Ronne

[The_Boaphile]

This is a first. A poem written for me by Darrin Brasher.

JEFF RONNE , JEFF RONNE YOU BOAPHILE YOU.
BREEDING ALBINOS , FINELINES AND SIVERBACKS TOO.
TOILING AWAY IN YOUR PLASTIC SHOP ,
MAKING THE CAGES THAT YOU CAN STACK ON TOP.
BREEDING AND BUILDING ALL FOR THE LOVE OF BOAS.
SO I GUESS ILL END THIS RHYME WITH ,
HE LIVES IN MINNESOTA.
Darrin Brasher

[Ritchie]

Jeff Ronne Jeff Ronne you BALD person you.
I shaved my head to look just like you.
You work so hard in everything you do.
Sometimes I wonder if you have the time to poo.
Working so diligently in your plastic cage shop.
Waiting for the baby snakes to come out with a plop.
You Raise snakes that are colombian.
And your head looks mongolian
Oh gee this rhyme is so bad.
If you don't send me a snake I will be so sad.



luv ya budd e

[surfimp]

How about a limmerick:

There once was a breeder named Ronne
(which rhymes not with John but Johnny)
Having much lore
from days long past yore,
Said: "You gotta go for the tail, my Sonnie!"

[surfimp]

Or maybe a couple haiku:

--
the albino-loving boaphile

oh, that mean boaphile
albinos give him smiles
want one? pony up!


--
his head is too big

his head is too big
he forgets while cleaning cage
BANG! a bumped head

[BigOz]

Hey Fellas,

Don't quit your day jobs! That was awful!

[surfimp]

Bah! Let's see what you got before you start trying to cut our rhyming skillz down! cwm32.gif