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Darrin_Brasher
09-09-2005, 11:21 AM
Big Ron, Big Ron)
Ev'ry mornin' at the shop you could see him arrive
He stood six foot one  and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder with a  head wide as his hips  
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Ron.
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Bad Ron (Big RON)

Nobody seemed to know where Ron called home
He just drifted into Minnesota and took it for his own
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big Ron.

Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Pearlesent Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Loosiana fellow to the Promised Land-Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Bad Ron (Big Ron)

Then came the day at the bottom of the shop
When a cage cracked and men started cryin'
workers  were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept Ron

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the workers knew well
Grabbed a saggin' cage, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Bad Ron (Big Ron)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
Then a worker yelled out "Ron weve got a lot of love !"
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left down there to save-Big Ron

With polyethylene and lexane they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that shop
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big Ron
(Big Ron Big Ron) Big Bad Ron (Big Ron)

Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble snake in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this mine lies a heck of man, Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Bad Ron (Big Ron)

denny_rimes
09-09-2005, 01:13 PM
Do these lyrics have a tune to go with em?

What is the story behind "Big Bad Ron"?

Cool song! :'(

Denny

The_Boaphile
09-09-2005, 01:58 PM
Big John. You know the song done by Johnny Cash.

Big John, Big Bad John.

Darrin threatened to do this. I challenged him to do it and he did it.

Big Ron; Died; aged 45 years and 105 days...

ratman
09-09-2005, 02:24 PM
Now we're telling our age. Of course I remember Big John! :'(

The_Boaphile
09-10-2005, 06:38 AM
By the way. Here I am after growing my hair back.

The_Boaphile
09-10-2005, 06:40 AM
And this is what I looked like before the last hair cut and perm.

What do you think now?

scaleman
09-10-2005, 07:13 AM
must have been a humid day in the second one lmao

denny_rimes
09-10-2005, 09:20 AM
Nice hair, you look like one of those back-up vocalists for a rock band in the second one! How about you record an audio clip of "Big Bad Ron" for us? Someone told me that you sing pretty good!

Denny ;D

goofykid87
09-10-2005, 10:34 AM
lol, thats great.

Bushbaby
09-12-2005, 01:09 AM
I must say, doll!! Your hair is absolutely stunning (said in my best gay impersonation with hand movements and all).

You guys made my day.

Dr._Klopson
09-12-2005, 04:34 PM
And we thought you were cute before! ::)

Darrin_Brasher
09-13-2005, 01:13 PM
AW MAN JEFF YOUR KILLING ME WITH THAT WIG . IM LAUGHING SO HARD IF I HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK ITS YOUR FAULT  HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Im thinking hanson in their 40's for the first wig and maybe disco king Ron in the last pic . Youve gotta do the song now Jeffo youve got request .

louie
09-17-2005, 06:12 PM
That`s CRAZY stuff!!!You guys are KILLING me!!!!LOL